My gorgeous gbf, mentioned before, had her birthday, where does she want to go... STRIP CLUB. yup, we trek to Denver. Little gypsy hasn't ever been to a strip club, i've had a lapdance, I was 16, yes bright idea of folks in Pueblo deciding to have an all ages all male review. So anyway, I looked for the picture but I cannot find it, i am sure I will when i unpack and once I do... i will show you all.
So we go up there and there is lion man with his mane of hair just humping the dance floor, yeah it was uh.. well.... i don't even know.. i just saw hair, at first i thought it was a woman.. because all i saw was the backside and hair. This was a male/female strip club so there were lots of ladies and one male platform. We cozy in and gbf's niece says, are you ready?! HELL YEAH i say, ok.. she meant ready to have sweaty man dancer all up in my shit... uh, no.. she was like sit here and she shoved a dollar in my cleavage. Man those strippers will do anything for a buck.. so he leans me back and grabs it out of my boobs with his teeth.. uh.. classic move, they all did this. So hes like rubbing my hands all over him and i am embarrassed and looking around going, omg, this is nuts. it was.
A few other dancers come up, one was all up on me with his BO stank and it was just like, can this end please, am i supposed to look like i am enjoying this? lol yeah so it was definitely a different experience. My friend tells me I have to get dances from the girls too, just to you know, have the full experience, she did the same the first time she came and it was just how it should go. Fine, i agree and we go sit over at the closest platform. Girl stripper comes up and i have yet another dollar in my boobs.. she grabs my boobs.. yes MY BOOBS and motorboats them, she had her full face in there just going to town.. then she grabbed them and bounced them around, told my friend she was very lucky. We didn't realize she said that until later.. because she thought we were a couple HA. so yeah.. Anyway we go back and watch more men, i have one stripper come up and run his hands through my hair and grab hold and throw my head back so he can run his nose along my neck, that was quite um.. yeah.. So anyway before we left, the last stripper was up, and poor guy everyone left, we decided to sit back at the ladies table for one last show and i had ankles on my shoulders and ass bouncing in my face. I certainly had the full gamut, we had a good time, id probably do it again lol
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